"Waiting for God"

USA	Gd	Title (unofficial)	Summary	BBC
01	A	Welcome to Bayview	Quirky Tom arrives at Bayview and meets his grouchy neighbor Diana. Then he goes on a hunger strike to get better food - works too.	1-01
02	A	A Trip To Brighton	Diana "borrows" her niece Sarah's Porsch to take Tom a trip to Brighton.	1-02
03	A	Cheering Up Tom	Tom has a mild heart attack and worries Diana. When he writes "die on Thursday" in his diary, Diana has to pull him out of it.	1-03
04	B-	The Christening	Harvey might force Diana to leave because she didn't disclose her arthritis. Tom tries to stop it but Diana's reporter friends do the job.	1-04
05	C+	Fraulein Mueller	Jane want to become a nun so Harvey hires Gretta to get rid of Diana and Jane. Tom stops it in time.	1-05
06	B	The Psychiatrist	Harvey tries to get Tom and Diana declared incompetent so he can get their power of attorney. Sarah thwarts it.	1-06
07	A-	The Helicopter	Diana's aerial photos of a congressman doing the nanny on the lawn save them from having Tom's relatives as neighbors.	1-07
08	B+	Counseling For The Dying	After a botched funeral, Tom decides to counsel the dying. His first and only case is Basil who is sleeping after sex.	2-01
09	B	The Partition, part 1	The happy new resident Daisy arrives and charms almost everyone. Tom asks Diana to shack up with him. She builds a wall across the patio.	2-02
10	B+	Daisy Takes Charge, part 2	Daisy tries to take over, organizing everything. No one likes it but they keep quiet, even Diana, to protect Tom. Tom stops Daisy. The wall comes down.	2-03
11	A	The Thief	While investigating thefts, Tom tries to stop a shoplifter and is arrested himself. Eventually he gets a contempt of court fine.	2-04
12	A-	Tell The Truth	Tom's total honesty has the usual results. Jane almost leaves. Sarah is getting married to a con man. Tom uses him on Marion.	2-05
13	A	The Hip Operation	After swearing she'd never use a walker, Diana breaks a hip and uses one anyway to go to the wedding.	2-06
14	B+	Glamorous Grannies	Diana bets she can be nice for a week but blows it all thwarting the glamorous granny contest and getting Basil and Betty back together.	2-07
15	A-	Foreign Workers	Diana is suspicious when Tom starts exercising too much and disappearing. He's attending a geriatrics class. Harvey's foreign help isn't very useful.	2-08
16	B	Young People	Harvey tries to get rid of Diana on a church 1600s morals clause by setting her up with a college student. Marion ends up with the happy victim.	2-09
17	B+	The Boring Son	Geoffrey leaves Marion and moves in with Tom. Marion finally feels free and happy. Tom and Diana are going batty.	2-10
18	A-	The Funeral, part 1	Geoffrey goes home. Tom gets a depressed vicar to help Marion. Works fine, they run off together. Harvey is wife shopping.	3-01
19	A-	Two Nasty Children, part 2	With Marion gone, Tom fails at baby-sitting the kids. Diana does better till they handcuff her. Marion returns - reformed? Harvey joins a dating service which Jane tries to use.	3-02
20	B	Looking For Work	Harvey won't turn the heat on. Diana wants something to do and tries to get a job. Tom pretends to get one at Geof's plant. Geof pays for the heat to get rid of Tom.	3-03
21	A	Harvey's Fiancee	Tom and Diana pretend to be Harvey's parent to scare off his fiancee from the hunt ball. Jane pretends to be the fiancee for his real mom and takes it as real.	3-04
22	A	The Estate Agent	Jane calls Diana "unhelpful." Diana sets off to help someone, and prevents Harvey's crooked estate agent girl from cheating an old woman and throwing everyone out.	3-05
23	A+	Scandal	After a well lubricated wake, Diana crashes at Tom's and they have sex. Tom swaggers and Diana is possessive. Jane is mortified. Marion hopes for a heart attack.	3-06
24	A-	Sabotage	Harvey plans a new building. Geof invests Tom's vacation money in it. Tom and Basil use the bulldozer to fix the problem.	3-07
25	B	Politics	Bored, Diana runs for office. The party asks Harvey to run. Tom runs against them both. Diana quits so Harvey will re-hiresthe waitress. Her support loses him the spot.	3-08
26	C	Sleeping Pills	Diana collapses at Tom's go cart race. In hospital she thinks she is dying of lung cancer. Harvey chases the black woman doctor.	3-09
27	B+	Great Aunt Diana	Diana is in terror when Sarah asks her to help deliver her baby. She manages when it actually happens. Tom's stolen bus helps too.	3-10
		Christmas At Bayview		3-11
28	B+	Financial Difficulties	Tom needs a new room because of damp. Diana is broke. Tom finds out and arranges the new room to be a double for them both.	4-01
29	B	Living Together	Tom and Diana's fights from trying to live together are exactly what the depressed new resident needs to cheer her up, not the fake happy act they try.	4-02
30	C	Living In Miserable Sin, part 1	After bickering, Diana moves in with Sarah and becomes the nanny. Geof stays with Tom. Both pretend to be happy. Harvey chases an exercise instructor.	4-03
31	C	Shelves, part 2	Diana goes to the fashion show after injuring Sarah . Tom, Basil, Harvey and Jane go also to get Diana's help. Together they ruin the show but Diana goes home with Tom.	4-04
32	B	The Seance	When Marion gets Jane's spiritualist to split Tom and Diana using fake messages from Tom's late wife, Diana exposes her.	4-05
33	B	The Promotional Video	Diana and Tom substitute their own footage featuring Geoffrey and Marion when Harvey tries to make a Bayview ad.	4-06
34	B-	Adult Education, part 1	Harvey's worried about himself. Diana cons him into posing for art class. Then she disrobes him in from of an inspector pushing him into a breakdown and a sanitarium	4-07
35	C+	Sent To Coventry, part 2	Marion discovers Harvey's faking it. The staff goes on strike. The residents want Diana removed. Tom reverses it all AFTER making Diana apologize to Harvey.	4-08
36	B-	Waterworks, part 1	After an alcoholic reunion, Tom can't pee and is embarrassed to tell Diana. She thinks he's had a fling. He ends up in hospital eventually.	4-09
37	B-	The Conference, part 2	Diana is invited to an old peoples conference. Tom's depressed waiting on the prostate cancer test. Diana reads about it. Show ends without answering the cancer question. (This is where KVIE stopped showing them! Fortunately the internet answered the question.)	4-10
		Another Christmas At Bayview		4-11
38	B?	After The Operation, part 3	Tom returns from prostate surgery. Geoffrey leaves Marion and wants to move in.	5-01
39	A	The Bayview Conservation Society	Harvey hires a Japanese consultant to pack people in. Tom and Diana prevent him from building a new wing.	5-02
40	A-	A Royal Visit	Harvey and Marion have sex. A rumored Royal visit turns out to be less royal than expected.	5-03
41	A-	Diana's Diet	Harvey proposes to Jane to get into a golf club but she refuses. Diana has diabetes and must improve her diet. Tom proposes.	5-04
42	A	Trouble With Men	Jane and Diana are flustered over the proposals and they decide men are too much trouble.	5-05
43	A	Harvey The Priest	A driving lesson puts Tom in Jail. Harvey becomes a mail order priest. Jane is even more religious and accepts. Tom skydives to win Diana	5-06
44	B	Bungee Jumping	Diana agrees to accept Tom's marriage proposal only to stop him from bungee jumping but she imposes strict conditions.	5-07
45	A++	A Double Wedding	The bachelor parties produce some surprises. The two weddings end up at the same time because of a scheduling conflict with a funeral. Harvey and Jane marry but Tom declines at the last minute delighting Diana.	5-08

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